Function of Beauty

 I have this terrible habit of being the exact person that Facebook ads target. I am the person who ignores the fact that people specifically have set algorithms that are meant to get to you and instead goes, "OOOOOOOOH! *purchase*" 

As such, Function of Beauty popped up in my newsfeed a number of times and I just went with it for a while, trying to resist. Finally, I decided to click on the website and was ushered into a haircare wonderland. So many options. It was like a Myers-Briggs test for your follicles. I didn't know that there were so many things that your hair could be. But then I looked at the price tag and cringed. $40+ for shampoo?! Are you kidding me? I am ON A BUDGET, people! I'm not maaaaaade of money. I have bills to pay, things to do, a cat to raise. No thank you. Unless each strand of hair is going to be caressed and massaged by Baby Jesus himself, I'll pass and go back to splurging on my $5 Aussie shampoo/conditioner duo, thankyouverymuch. 

Around tax time, I caved. I found a coupon code (they're EVERYWHERE, if you decide you want to try it; I even have a referral code at the end of this article if you decide that you're convinced...soooooo....) and went for it. I ordered the smallest shampoo and conditioner (8 oz each) so that if it ended up not being everything I dreamed of, I wasn't saddled with tons of unusable customized shampoo. Now, granted, they offer free returns in the first 30 days, but I didn't know this at the time. The whole customization, creation, and shipping process took about 10 days from order to door. 

I'm a sucker for good packaging and the unboxing for my first shipment was a wonderful experience. The box is so cute and everything is so uniform with the pumps for the shampoo and conditioner hidden underneath the cardboard. This maybe isn't a selling point to everyone but PEOPLE, I WAS IMPRESSED. 

The nice thing about dropping a large sum of money on shampoo is that Function of Beauty does take steps to make sure that you're getting the most out of it. They give you an individualized process to use based on the goals that you've chosen. A note about the goals because I just realized that I kind of glazed right over that- when you first place your order, you fill out a hair profile, choosing three attributes that describe your hair's chemistry (type, structure, and moisture) and then choosing up to five goals that you want to achieve or things that you want to improve about your hair. Everyone's goals will be a little different, but here's about what I was working with. 

My hair is fine, oily, with heavy natural wave. My goals were:

• Oil Control: My hair gets super disgusting because of the natural oils. I've always had hair that can't go more than two days between washes (and two only if I'm REALLY brave) and that is resistant to dry shampoo. It just makes my hair a more stringy grease pit, to be honest. 
• Lengthen: I trim my hair, but keep a decent length on it and I really like having long hair as long as it looks healthy. Allow me to elaborate on this: The first time I got my hair cut, I was 26 (okay, so I'm 26 now, but this was in October and I'm thinking of posterity) and had FIVE INCHES OF SPLIT/DEAD ENDS and ended up with healthier looking hair that was about three inches below my shoulder blades. 
• Anti-Frizz: Humidity is to my hair as spinach is to Popeye. See also, "being exposed to the elements without product" and "cotton-ball like shape and texture". 
• Nourish Roots: This is super boring and basically just ties back to the lengthen goal and the fact that I don't want my super thin hair to fall out. 
• Heat Damage: I am the worst with hot tools. Hot sticks, curling wands, blow dryers, and flat irons are a part of my daily routine. Any stylist that I've gone to has expressed horror at my terribly heat damaged hair. 

So my suggested routine was pretty simple and straightforward, but a direct contrast from what I had been doing. Wash and deep scrub hair & rinse. Apply conditioner & let set 1-2 minutes before cold rinsing. Wash again & rinse. Done. 

The change was immediate. 

After 2 days of the new shampoo & routine. No product.

About a week of the new shampoo and routine with no product

My hair wasn't as puffy. I wasn't using TONS of product anymore and my hair was looking calmer despite this. I was an instant convert. But was my deep love going to last?

Fast forward to my first reorder process about three weeks ago. I had made a few observations. 

• I was definitely going to need more shampoo than conditioner (but what else is new), so this was adjusted. 
• I ran out a few days before my new order arrived and used some leftover Aussie that I still had from when I stocked up pre-new shampoo. It wasn't the same. My hair puffed up. It wasn't as smooth and was much less manageable. I wasn't a fan. 

And then some other observations. 

• I got my hair cut about a week ago and the stylist said nothing about my heat damage. I hadn't changed anything about my heating tools except for maybe less flat ironing, more curling wand....ing. 
• I also only had about two inches of dead ends after going six months between full cuts. Furthermore, she took off five inches and I still have hair that is below the mid-back point. It's insane. 

That being said, don't be mislead. It's shampoo and conditioner. Not a magic potion. If you don't take care of your hair, you still will face the consequences. See below where I let my hair air dry without brushing it and I know so much better than that. And THEN, after it was dried, I decided to brush through it. WHAT A FOOL I WAS. And full disclosure, even tough I don't use smoothing creams, gel, or mousse and maybe only use a fraction of the hairspray that I used to, I still do apply a healthy spritz of sea salt spray after washing my hair and before I brush through it (my nightly routine).  This is more to coax our my waves than anything and, again, is just preference. I also use a thermal protectant every one in a while if I'm using heat several times per week so as not to tempt the fates. 

In summary, I'm a huge fan and convert. I am 100% in love with the effects that it's had on my hair and would recommend it to pretty much anyone who asks (and some that don't). 

My referral link is here for $5 off. (Full disclosure: I get a discount too, sooooo...)

Go forth and tame your hair, people. You're welcome.